Day 11 - Two Things I H**e About My Scale

Okay, firstly, I do not like the word hate.

I even wrote something about it once...

5 Things I Hate about You (Baaahahahahaaa, sometimes I forget how much I love to write)

...of course then I had to counter that with...

5 Things I Love about You (which, AWEsomely enough, is still going strong today, YAY)

But today...

I have to talk about the two things that I so intensely dislike about my scale.

Drum roll, please...

#1? 

Why, no matter how many times I reconfigure you, do you insist on displaying the wrong day?!!! It's not tomorrow, it's today. And I just wish you'd not be so stubborn because it makes me feel like I'm tricking myself, or you (dear scale), or the people who see my daily weigh ins. At the least, it's confusing and I just plain don't like it - A LOT!

and...

#2?

You insist on being stubborn about the time too. It's not 5:08 a.m., its more like 6:30 a.m. - or whatever time it is that I deem you worthy to be stepped upon by me. The point is, your timing is off and that's an aggravation too.

Now...

Being the Type A (ish, hahahha) personality that I am...I KNOW that this has nothing to do with the scale and everything to do with the person attempting to reconfigure the scale.

However...

That never seems to matter when I step on (said) scale and the time and date are STILL wrong.

Ugh.

Please don't tell me that I can't control other people/places/things, only MY reaction to them/there/it. I KNOW that.

Hence this awesomely ridiculous and nonsensical post.

Oh, and about today's weigh in?

I did lose the .2 I gained yesterday.

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE my scale?

Till next time!

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Starting Weight: 306.4

Goal Weight: 150

Today's Weight: 291.6

Total Lost to Date: 14.8

© 2012 Dear Diary, I'm Fat...Now What?

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